Randomness.

meganamram:

ABOUT THIS PROJECT

Hi you guys! Joe Biden and the rest of the gang here! :) We’re looking for some awesome people to help us Kickstart our dream project of having a functioning federal government! That’s where you come in: all we’re asking for is a little help. And twenty trillion dollars.

As you may know, we (the United States government) are a little strapped for cash. Salvage a first-world government’s economy? In

shutupmerlin:

I don’t understand why tampon ads always show girls on their period like dancing and wearing white skirts and making out with someone and stuff. 

Surely a more effective advertising campaign would be a bunch of girls in various states of misery

Like, curled over in bed going WHHHHY and eating chocolates on the couch and sobbing at the end of The Notebook and getting angry at not being able to open a jar and crying when the cat doesn’t want to cuddle

Followed by ‘We understand. We’re sorry. Let us make it a little less awful.’  

And the wrapping shouldn’t be like pink with polka dots, it should be dinosaurs stepping on buildings and stuff